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At the end of the day, they don't mean what they say, they don't say what they mean, they don't EVER COME CLEAN! And the answer is it's all a FACADE! The History Society thanks you for your generous donation of ONE MILION DOLLARS! The money will be taken directly from your account. As a complimentary gift, we're going to make YOU history! This computer will self-destruct in 5...4...3...